Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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