I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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