wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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