Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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