Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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