Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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