No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
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