Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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