...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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