We named our party play list daddy issues
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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