Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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