If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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