erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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