What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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