i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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