if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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