Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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