Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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