and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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