the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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