If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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