Kiss
Puke
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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