Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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