This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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