He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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