You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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