Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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