I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Randomize
