exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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