Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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