awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
babies were throwing up all over the place
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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