I just made out with a guy for $7.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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