Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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