Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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