How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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