I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Randomize
