whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize