If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
She tied me up with her honor cords...
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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