did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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