no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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