Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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