In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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