just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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