Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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