Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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