it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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