I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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