You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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