so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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