So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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