So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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