Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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