Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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