I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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