it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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