I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Do you still have your period?
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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