Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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