I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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