There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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