if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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