LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
that may or may not have been my penis.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
